What does mr hankey say

Hankey seemed so real Well of course he does; in your screwed-up little head he's the only friend you have. Mackey sips from his coffee cup, Mr. Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay-I mean, you're one screwed-up little kid do you understand? Kyle looks back up in horror at the counselor, who takes another sip of coffee.

Kyle closes his eyes in dread anticipation. Hankey is still bathing in Mr. Mackey's coffee. Santa's loaded up his sleigh flying around his merry way To try and stay positive stay away from drug and alcohol, and in the meantime I'm gonna put you on a heavy regimen of Prozac Mackey notices the poo in his cup and gasps.

Uuuuuuugghh-oh my God, you sick little monkey! Kyle's mouth is twisted with chagrin. Christmas lights are still hanging and lit. Okay, children, we've just received word from the mayor that the Christmas play can't include any Christmas lights, since they offend people with epilepsy The class looks at the sight, then Kenny goes over Careful now, Kenny, those are very, very dangerous. Kenny tugs at the cords and they come out.

He looks at the class, then walks back to his spot. Now let's practice our Mackey rushes in, followed by Kyle. Get away from me! Just look more closely at it. Go away! Stan, you need to do something about your friend, m'kay. Get him out of here before he hurts anybody! Hullo, we need to commit our friend, Kyle please. I'm a clinically depressed fecophiliac on Prozac. Any allergies? Two burly men come out through the doors on either side of the nurse and wrap Kyle up, then take him inside, chattering all the while.

Bye, Kyle! Happy Channukah! Okay, children, does everyone have their leotards on? They do, and just look back. The camera now looks out to the audience. Artsy Man. Good, it looks like they have taken the Christmas trees down. His Date. Yes, and there's nothing Christian, either. This should be great! Oh, this could be such a wonderful Christmas play - I wish our little Kyle was here to see it. The MC is on stage.

Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday That's very offensive to non-Christians. Don't put your beliefs on me , buddy! Randy Marsh. Garrison peeks through the curtain. Kenny, would you please climb that ladder and take down the star above the stage? Kenny approaches the ladder and starts climbing. And be careful not to fall in that little pool below you, Kenny, the shark for the third act is in there.

Before we bring out the kiddies for the play, here's a non-offensive, non-denominational holiday song by the school chef. Kenny reaches the star and makes sure he's safe. I wish Kyle was here. It just doesn't seem right without him. We should make love,. Ol' Kyle's gonna be locked up for a while, so get used to it.

Okay, kids, get ready to take your places. Thank you, Chef! Kenny finally descends with the star. And now, South Park Elementary presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass! Philip Glass moves into position and start playing his keyboards. The curtains draw back, and the kids look out at the audience.

They begin to move around. As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. Members of the audience look confused. How like a turtle the sun looks. What the hell is this??? The kids just keep moving and turning.

This is horrible!!! This is the most God-awful piece of crap I've ever seen!! You're the ones who made it this way! Yeah, it's because the Jews said it couldn't be Christian. It wasn't our idea to take out Santa Claus! Elderly Tree Hugger. All you bastards ruined Christmas! The crowd descends into brawling. A person in blue is thrown towards the stage. The Broflovskis trap Father Maxi. Get him in the ribs! Picking up the elderly tree-hugger. Man in audience.

Damn tree-hugger! This sucks, dude. This is like the worst Christmas I have ever seen. Chef is now on stage behind the children. Say, where's Kyle? We committed him. He kept seeing this little brown piece of Christmas poo everywhere that he went. Chirst mas poo? You yuh-you mean Mr. The crowd continues to brawl. Sheila uses a chair on her husband, who quickly falls to the floor.

She watches him fall. Back at the gym. The man in blue is thrown from his post for the third time - an obvious blooper, as the Broflovskis have Father Maxi trapped again. This is horrible! Everybody's fighting and my best friend is in an institution, all because we didn't believe in Mr. You can believe in him now. A woman backs up across the stage as a man flies towards her. The crowd is more violent now.

I believe in Mr. A shoebox at one side of the stage starts to jump, and the lid pops off. Hankey jumps up and floats in the air, surrounded by pixie dust. Howdy, folks. Gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. Cartman, Stan. Howdy-ho, Chef! Howdy-ho, Mr. Okay, that does it! Screw this, I'm goin home! Talking poo is where I draw the line! What's all the ruckus? I'm glad you're here, Mr.

The whole town is about to kill each other. I reckon this could be a job for Mr. He sees the crowd fighting and whistles.

They stop and turn to see him. The Mayor. Oh my God, what the hell is that thing? She, and the nuggets, left him due to the stress caused by his late night tweeting.

The Hankeys lived in a small home in South Park's sewer system, constructed out of fecal matter, trash, and Christmas decorations, all discarded from the surface world. He spent eleven months out of the year here, and then came up to the surface at Christmas time The boys visit Mr. Hankey in his home in the sewers and he informs them about his hidden keys, made out of crap.

He plays no further role in the storyline. When the player visits the Sewers, they can greet Mr. Hankey at his little house, as well as his wife Autumn Hankey.

When she realizes she's lost the kids, the player is tasked to find them in the sewers - if successful, they can gain Mr. Hankey as a summonable character, where he will use his poo magic to assist in battle. In order to locate Mr. Hankey this time around, you'll have to unclog a toilet in the Park County Community Center Hankey as a card for the special Christmas event; he increases the charge rate of all allied units for twenty seconds, allowing them to use their special powers.

When Mr. Hankey leaves trails of smudge behind, it's usually chocolate or fudge smeared on construction paper and then scanned into a computer. Hankey was originally created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone while they had only recently met as students at the University of Colorado at Boulder, well before they concieved of South Park itself.

The concept for the character actually came from Randy Parker, Trey's dad - when his toilet-training son refused to flush the toilet, he threatened that if he did not flush, the remaining stool, 'Mr.

Hankey' would come to life and kill him. Although we're left to assume Trey learned to flush, throughout his education from youth to adulthood, the character stayed in his mind, and he often drew the prototype for Mr. Hankey in class, looking much like his later incarnation, but wearing the cute sailor's hat, having no connection to the holidays at this stage. Matt loved the idea, and they talked about doing a short film about a child who formed a bond with a talking stool, a prototype Mr.

That evening, Kyle is instructed by his parents to stop talking about Mr. He agrees, but as he brushes his teeth a turd wearing a Christmas hat leaps out of the toilet. Hankey sings a jolly holiday song and leaves feces wherever he lands.

Kyle grabs him in mid-flight, just as his parents burst in. All they see is a room covered in poop smears, with their son clutching a hand full of feces. To prove to his friends Mr. Hankey exists, Kyle puts Mr. Hankey in a box and takes him to school. Garrison, at a loss, asks the kids if they know any non-denominational, non-offensive holiday songs.

Offended, Mr. Hankey leaps out of his box and hurls himself at Cartman. This lands Kyle in the school counselor Mr. Mackey's office. That evening the kids put on their new play, now called the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. Music and lyrics are provided by minimalist composer Phillip Glass. The show is terrible, and a full-scale riot breaks out in the audience.

In the midst of it, Chef asks what happened to Kyle. The boys tell him about his obsession with Mr. Hankey, and Chef tells them the talking turd is real. Stan and Wendy say that they believe and Mr. Hankey leaps out of Kyle's shoebox and comes to life.

Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing?! The entire town heads for the South Park Mental Institution to release Kyle, who discovers to his relief that he's not crazy. Craig has his speaking debut in "Rainforest Shmainforest". Reference to "Mr. Oh my lord, Kyle, did you just throw doo-doo at Eric? See also the related categories, hebrew and germanic german. And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'. Ah-I'm not crazy? We'll see you later, Kyle. He talks to the crowd about the meaning of Christmas and they stop fighting, mostly out shock of a talking poo.

This should be great! At a town meeting, various factions complain about various aspects of the school's production. Well of course he does; in your screwed-up little head he's the only friend you have. Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame like that. Well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what, That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!

Hankey is a piece of feces with three lumps and wears a Santa hat and white mittens. Comedy Central. Even if-. This is the most God-awful piece of crap I've ever seen!! If I weren't real, could I sing this jolly Christmas song?

Mayor, the Nativity is what Christmas is all about. It's true. And that Hanukkah can be cool, too. This is the first of many times football quarterback John Elway and the Denver Broncos will be mentioned since Trey, Matt, and many South Park residents are fans. We wish you a Merry Christmas That evening, Kyle is instructed by his parents to stop talking about Mr.

Kyle explains Mr. Hankey is a turd that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to those with high fiber diets. Craig Tucker can be seen sitting outside Mr. Mackey's office. I've been waiting for some we My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity He agrees, but as he brushes his teeth a turd wearing a Christmas hat leaps out of the toilet. You smell an awful lot like flowers.

I'm Mr Hankey, the Christmas poo.. Everybody's fighting and my best friend is in an institution, all because we didn't believe in Mr. This lands Kyle in the school counselor Mr. So this must be a pretty hard time of year for you, being Christmas and all.

Now, you go brush your teeth and march into bed! The school play is doing a Nativity scene! Was it the pagan remark? When Mr. Mackey discovers Mr. Hankey in his coffee and exclaims to Kyle "you sick little monkey! Hankey is a variation of Hank English. Kyle's loneliness on Christmas is based on Trey and Matt's childhood of witnessing Jewish children being bullied and ostracized during Christmas.

Hankey is uncommon as a baby name for boys. Where the hell did you go? Well, I've got a loong night ahead of me. Hankey the bad news and finds his pooey friend playing the organ. Therefore, vicariously he loves you Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay-I mean, you're one screwed-up little kid do you understand?

Don't you see? You need to hold the baby by the legs, not by the head. I can make a Mr. Hankey too! To prove to his friends Mr. Hankey exists, Kyle puts Mr.

Hankey in a box and takes him to school. Kyle grabs him in mid-flight, just as his parents burst in. This is like the worst Christmas I have ever seen. Are we ready? Garrison, at a loss, asks the kids if they know any non-denominational, non-offensive holiday songs. Oh, this could be such a wonderful Christmas play - I wish our little Kyle was here to see it. Let's sing and dance and bake cookies". We wish you a Merry Christmas Church and State are.

Stan, Cartman, and Kyle look at Kenny, still alive and well. Although he hasn't been introduced officially yet, he can be seen frequently outside the counselor's office. Guess there's no reason for you to come, since you don't get Christmas presents. The show's three songs "Mr. That evening the kids put on their new play, now called the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience.

A word that is used positively or negatively to describe a situation. Say, that sounds like a swell idea. Kyle, I think you'd better get home and get some sleep. When asked if there is something non-denominational he can do for the play, Kyle offers to sing "The Mr.